My computer is ailing. I don’t know exactly what is wrong, but it shuts down whenever it tries to exert itself. It struggles in starting up. This morning I had to try to log on half a dozen times before I had success. At times it stutters and then hangs; other times it just limps on, after freezing for a second or so.
All of this is a long way of saying that I may not be posting much over the next week or so.
Alastair's Adversaria 
I can tell you the problem…
The solution
It’s a hardware problem, brother. It must be a broken fan, or something like that.
Pfft… Anyway, either way, my compy’s better than your compy.
My computer has perished.